Alex Templeton
azide · 唐守仁 · he/him

I keep production systems alive for a living and write here about the math that explains why they drift.
By day I'm a site reliability engineer in Saint Louis, Missouri, working under SECWPN. eigenslur is where the long-form writing lives — working papers, paper breakdowns, and essays on probability, category theory, and systems. templeton.cloud is the umbrella for everything else I build.
The record
- GitHub since
- January 2015
- Public repositories
- 113
- Followers
- 38
- Contributions, last year
- 990
Mostly Python, TypeScript, Go, and Rust. Figures from the public GitHub API, refreshed daily; the contribution count is as of August 2026.
Selected repositories
- modocDBA public database of offenders in the Missouri Department of Corrections, fed by its companion scraper, chainLink.2015–2023 · Python
- MSHPcrashCollects crash reports from the Missouri State Highway Patrol's online reporting system.2015 · Python
- psshrParallel SSH, inspired by Python's Fabric.2016 · Rust
- GuardianAlgo“Functional and/or profitable” securities-trading algorithms.2017 · Python
- awairpollerAir-quality telemetry from Awair sensors, polled into a Kubernetes cluster.2021 · Go
Identifiers & contact
- alex@templeton.cloud
- ORCID
- 0009-0005-7058-3912
- GitHub
- @azide0x37
- in/azide0x37
Colophon
This site is deliberately small: one set of composable primitives renders both the papers and the essays, so the writing stays the point. Set in Crimson Pro, Inter, and Geist Mono, and built on Next.js.